What do you call a person who sits at potatoes?

A hesi-tater. What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator. What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater. What do you call a fake potato? An imi-tater. What do you call a potato that’s always looking for a fight? An agi-tater. What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.

What kind of jokes are there about potatoes?

A: The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. Two potatos. One day two potatos, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.

Is there a pun for the word potato?

Whether you love to chow down on a plate of chips or have a penchant for the perfect mash, we’ve got a potato pun for every kind of spud-lover. And, as it happens, there are a lot of fun facts about potatoes you might not have heard.

Where do they eat potatoes in the world?

Nearly every country, from Ireland and Mexico to Puerto Rico and beyond have a beloved potato dish. There’s another bonus to potatoes beyond their deliciousness, too.

What do you call a potato that reads the news?

A Commentater. What do you call a potato that reads the news? A commentater. What do you call a potato in orbit? A spudnik. What do you call a potato that commits a crime? A perpetater. What do you call a potato that runs a country? A dictater. Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.

What kind of potatoes are in the best shape?

Because he was a real spud. 2. What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam. 3. What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded! 4. 5. What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees. 6. What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.